Trades stripper pole for meat poles
Well it’s hard to find girls when we’re blessed with 100 degree weather in the Valley. Those fragile little creatures prefer to stay inside, in the cool shade. We kinda scratched our heads, wondering where we could find a bunch of decent chicks hanging out. A bar maybe? We’d only find dried up bitter dinosaurs, drinking at that time of the day. To find a hot whore, we’ll need to go around their natural habitat: the strip bar… MORE FUCKED UP FACIALS–THEY’RE SICK!